no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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