I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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