sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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