Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
