Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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