I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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