so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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