am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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