Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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