That's intense
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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