Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My feet surprised me
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