I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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