All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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