There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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