would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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