I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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