just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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