So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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