Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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