Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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