I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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