omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
What drink are we having for lunch?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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