i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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