i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
