So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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