Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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