Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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