I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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