a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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