grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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