And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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