No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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