Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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