Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just had sex bonerless
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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