I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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