champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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