So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
high people should be assigned attendants
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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