Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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