hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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