i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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