How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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