Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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