nut hugger
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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