I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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