He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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