I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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