is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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