It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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