his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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