whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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