OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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