I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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