i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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