i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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