great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
