We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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